It’s been awhile since I discussed Florida’s favorite candidate for public office, however ProPublica published an article in November 2011 about the Mysterious Josue Larose:  http://www.propublica.org/article/super-pac-man-gobbles-up-regulators-time-patience.

Seems like Mr. Larose has been busy forming new SuperPACs and keeping the Federal Election Commission on its toes.  His favorite tactic is changing the name of any PAC that the FEC inquires about.

From anyone but Josue Larose, I would imagine that he’s doing it to draw attention to the absurdities of federal election law, but given his track record, I’m inclined to believe that Larose is just plain nuts.  I will never be able to put him out of my head.

 

I wish I was a little bit taller

I’ve often held the notion that rap music (or is it hip-hop?  I can never tell the difference) suffers from an overabundance of “talent.”  Or, more appropriately, it seems obvious that the barriers to entry into the rap music business are way too low.  Think about it:  you don’t need any special training to become a rap “musician.”  You don’t need special equipment or to be born into the right family.

All you need is an ability to rhyme, a talent that has been mastered by most second-graders.

Accordingly, there is no shortage of young and ambitious rap musicians.  There’s only one problem:  how does an aspiring rap musician make himself stand out from the crowd?

The answer is gimmickry.  All the most popular rap musicians have a gimmick.  I came to this conclusion some years ago, when confronted with a video by an artist calling himself “Skee Lo.”  As he relates in his video for the song, “I Wish,” Skee Lo’s gimmick is that he’s too short:  he wishes he were a little bit taller, he wishes he were a “baller,” etc.  He’s the world’s first short (although not so short as to be considered a midget) rapper.

He wasn’t the first rapper to have a gimmick.  I think the first was probably The Fat Boys, who weren’t just one rapper, but three.  Or nine, if you measure rappers by weight.  Their obvious gimmick was that they were obese.  Consider the following:

  • Vanilla Ice – the first white rapper, and later successfully imitated by many others, including Snow and Eminem
  • Notorious B.I.G. (a/k/a Biggie Smalls) – not the first fat rapper, but the first rapper who was both fat and dead
  • Puff Daddy – famous because he was Biggie’s bestest friend and he’s sad because Biggie died.
  • Tupac Shakur – also famous for being dead, but the cause of his death may have been his feud with Biggie, which prompted many to theorize that Biggie was killed in revenge for Tupac’s death.
  • Eazy- E – although somewhat famous in his own right as a member of NWA before his death, he became extra-famous for being the first rapper to die of the AIDS.
  • 50 Cent – famous because he actually survived being shot.
  • Snoop Dog – famous for advocating the use of marijuana.

See?  They all have gimmicks that make them stand out from the crowd.

I know someone out there will stumble across this post and tell me how wrong I am.  But name me a rapper with a number 1 song after, say, 1990, and I bet you I can find what their gimmick is.

 

QRank is a trivia game for iPhone, and I presume, other mobile platforms. I like it, as it’s challenging and it allows you to compete against other players in your town, state, country and globally.

I play QRank every day. And every day, there he is: Eddie Pombier.

How I hate him.

I’m not sure why. I usually beat him, so it’s not that I’m envious of his mad trivia skills.

I think it’s his name. Just reading it pisses me off. How the he’ll do I pronounce it? “Pom-bee-air”? “Pom-bee-yay”? “Pom-bee-ur”?

It’s maddening.

Eddie, if you are reading this, just fuck off, okay?

 

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/24979774/detail.html

DEKALB COUNTY, Ga. — DeKalb County is suing a local farmer for growing too many vegetables, but he said he will fight the charges in the ongoing battle neighbors call “Cabbagegate.”Fig trees, broccoli and cabbages are among the many greens that line the soil on Steve Miller’s more than two acres in Clarkston, who said he has spent fifteen years growing crops to give away and sell at local farmers markets.

“It’s a way of life, like it’s something in my blood,” said Miller.In January, Dekalb County code enforcement officers began ticketing him for growing too many crops for the zoning and having unpermitted employees on site.Miller stopped growing vegetables this summer and the charges were put on hold as he got the property rezoned.

Two weeks after approval, however, his attorney said the county began prosecuting the old charges, saying he was technically in violation before the rezoning.“It should go away. I think it borders on harassment,” said Miller’s attorney Doug Dillard.Miller faces nearly $5,000 in fines, but he said he plans to fight those citations in recorders court later this month.A county spokesperson said officials can’t discuss the matter while it is in court, but neighbors were quick to come to his defense.“When he moved here and I found out what he was doing I said, ‘Steve, you’re the best thing that ever happened to Cimarron Drive. And I still say that,” said neighbor Britt Fayssoux.

Remember, folks.  Freedom is a dream in Obama’s America.

(I just threw that last part in there to screw with the easily-offended Left).

 

What?

Venomous?

The little sign to the lower left says, “Pet Area.” Ya rly.

 

Mother Jones isn’t a magazine I put much stock in, as it usually pushes an agenda that I don’t agree with, however, it has published an interesting article about the justice system on American Indian reservations:

http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/11/vigilante-justice-oklahoma-indian-reservations

The article focuses on “Ruben,” an Indian tough-guy-for-hire who doles out justice at the end of a heavily-scarred fist when the folks on the reservation have found “the system” lacking.

Statistically speaking, he’s probably right. The rate of violent crime among Native Americans is twice the national average (PDF); on some reservations, it’s 20 times higher. At least one in three American Indian women will be raped (PDF) in their lifetimes. Yet just 3,000 tribal and Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) officers—the only kinds of cops with jurisdiction on Indian land—patrol 56 million acres. In 2008, the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation in the Dakotas had nine officers for 9,000 people in an area twice the size of Delaware. (A typical town with the same population has three times that number.) Tribal courts can only prosecute misdemeanors such as petty theft and public intoxication. They can’t issue sentences longer than one year without meeting special criteria, and even then, three years is the maximum. More serious crimes must be handled by federal prosecutors, who turn down 65 percent (PDF) of the reservation cases referred to them.

Non-Indians commit two-thirds of violent crimes against Indians, including 86 percent of rapes and sexual assaults. Yet thanks to a 1978 Supreme Court ruling, tribes can not prosecute outsiders who commit crimes on their land. (The case involved a white guy who’d assaulted a tribal police officer and another who’d attempted a high-speed getaway from reservation cops.)

That’s right:  the supposedly-sovereign Indian nations can’t even prosecute serious crime on the reservation.  They are restricted only to misdemeanors and forced to refer the more serious cases to federal prosecutors, who may not have the resources to prosecute the kinds of crimes that are ordinarily pursued by the States.

Accordingly, men like “Ruben” are hired to dole out a more immediate and severe kind of justice.  The bizarre plight of the American Indian has produced both a demand for such men and the supply:

We pull up to the house of two of Ruben’s friends, where the guys show off the driveway they poured today and the cabinet renovation they’ve done in the kitchen. They all talk about Indian loan-guarantee programs, and, as is often a topic of conversation, the various benefits different tribes give out. Ruben’s tribe, like most, isn’t one of those wealthy ones with casino revenues to distribute in abundance or invest in tribal services. A quarter of American Indians live below the poverty level; Ruben is on food stamps. His casino royalty check last year was for $8. “I’d rather they send a midget to my house to knock on the door,” he says, “and when I open it, have him punch me in the nuts and say, ‘Thanks for bein’ Pawnee.’”

Also, “Ruben” is a funny guy.  There’s nothing funnier than an Indian midget showing up at your house and punching you in the testicles.

Of course, Mother Jones wouldn’t be Mother Jones without singing the praises of President Obama:

In July, President Obama signed the Tribal Law and Order Act (PDF) in the White House’s East Room. Standing beside him were two Indian men in headdresses, and Lisa Marie Iyotte, a Lakota woman whose rape case the feds had decided, without even interviewing her, not to pursue. (She couldn’t stop sobbing, even after Obama put his arm around her.) The act includes reforms like increasing tribal courts’ sentencing authority to three years—if they provide public defenders and trained judges. It mandates that tribal officers be instructed how to interview sexual-assault victims and collect evidence. It requires the Department of Justice to keep track of any Indian cases it declines to prosecute, and to gather more statistics on crime on Indian land. Obama called it “an important step to help the federal government better address the unique public safety challenges that confront tribal communities.”

OMG!  That poor woman was immune even to the charms of the Chosen One!  It must be some kind of Indian voodoo magic!  Never mind that the Act (as reported, I haven’t read it) doesn’t really do that much.  3 years of sentencing authority isn’t all that much of an improvement, particularly if such authority is granted only if the tribes provide judges and public defenders, which are probably low on the list of line items of each tribe’s budget.  Further, the mandatory training in interviewing and collecting evidence from sexual assault victims sounds more like lip-service to the feminist lobby rather than a real attempt to curb crime.  I mean, what good is it without the authority to try and punish the offenders?  Finally, requiring the DOJ to keep statistics on Indian crime?  WTF?  They don’t already do this?

I have always believed that the American Indians got royally hosed by both European settlers and later, by the American government.  Hell, the Indians are even worse off than the blacks, and our government is directly responsible not just for past ills, but for their current problems as well.

That’s why I support a couple of measures to help these people.  First, let’s clean up the reservations and give the tribes the authority to enact tribal law (inasmuch as such laws are generally consistent with Constitutional guarantees of due process and the fundamental rights we all hold dear).  This necessarily includes the power to prosecute crimes on Indian land.

Second, let’s open up our pocketbooks to help these people out.  I’m usually the last person to suggest federal spending on anything that doesn’t promote the general welfare, but these folks have been unfairly screwed over, repeatedly, by our government.  We need programs for civil and criminal justice on the reservation, money to develop infrastructure, maybe even some social programs.  If we’re going to throw cash at any special interest, it ought to be the natives.

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

 

http://www.popehat.com/2010/11/26/the-tsas-junk-gets-fluffed/

Damn, they hit it out of the park.  Check it out.

 

 

Since my last post on the mysterious Florida gubernatorial candidate, Josue Larose, I have emailed his campaign, but to date have received no response.

I guess we’ll just have to wait until the next election to figure him out.

 
Josue Larose

Who is this man?

Lost amid the recent mid-term election hullabaloo is a story about a virtually-unknown candidate for Governor of my home state of Florida.

Josue (sometimes known as “Joshua”) Larose, of Deerfield Beach, was listed as a write-in candidate on the ballot.    The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported back in July of 2009 that Larose had created 60 federal Political Action Committees and 100 state PACs.   At that time, he was not only running for Governor, but also for the Congressional seat to be vacated by Robert Wexler and a state Senate seat vacated by Ken Pruitt.

According to a profile posted on PerfectBusiness.com, Mr. Larose had this to say about himself:

THIS IS THE PERSONAL PROFILE OF THE MILLIONAIRE JOSUE LAROSE

I am a rich man, own 8 businessses in the state of Florida, including a Music Productions Company, a Film productions Company, an Advertising Agency, a Newspaper Publisher, a Magazine Publisher, a Lobbying Firm,  an Airlines Company, and a Marketing Network Company.
Therefore, I am the current president of :
AMERICAN NATIONAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

As of election day, 2010, Larose reported over$19 MILLION in campaign financing, with over $8 million begin contributed by himself.  The bulk of the rest of the cash came in the form of  donations from a number of these PACs, including:

AMERICAN INDUSTRIALISTS PARTY
AMERICAN ECONOMIC ELITES PARTY
AMERICAN CHRISTIANS PARTY
AMERICAN CAPITALISTS PARTY
AMERICAN BILLIONAIRES PARTY
AMERICAN WEALTHY PERSONS PARTY
AMERICAN INTELLECTUAL ELITES PARTY
AMERICAN EDUCATORS PARTY
AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES PARTY
AMERICAN CELEBRITIES PARTY
AMERICAN BOURGEOISIE PARTY
AMERICAN MULTI-MILLIONAIRES PARTY
AMERICAN MULTI MILLIONAIRES PARTY

(Source)

An August 2010 article in the Sunshine State News indicates that the Florida Elections Commission is looking into him and his PACs, having already sent him numerous warning letters and threats to fine him.   After the article appeared, his spokesman, Peter Lincoln, contacted Sunshine State News by email and had this to say:

Be careful in writing bad articles against Mr. Larose, because he has a good Law Firm in Florida that represents him and that is ready to sue any journalist and any media for slander and difamation against him.

Please forget Josue Larose in your head. Then do not call us anymore and do not send us no more messages via Email.

Any new phone call will consider as a harassment call to Mr. Josue Larose and his staff.

Please leave Mr. Larose alone.

With all apologies to Mr. Lincoln, I simply cannot forget Josue Larose in my head.  His candidacy is all too intriguing to me.  Who is he?  Is he really a millionaire?  Where did all his campaign money come from, and where did it go?  Were his campaign finance reports a complete fabrication?  Is he a joke?  Why is he unwilling to talk to the media?  Will he sue me for this blog post?

I simply must know, especially because he got exactly ZERO votes in this year’s gubernatorial race.  He didn’t vote for himself.  His running mate didn’t vote for him.  Peter Lincoln  didn’t vote for him.  I guess Josue Larose was forgotten in everyone’s head.

UPDATE:  It looks as though Pam Beach County’s vote tally has yet to be finalized, so there is still a chance that Josue and/or members of his campaign did indeed vote for him.   I am now eagerly awaiting the results.

UPDATE 2:  Palm Beach County has reported 0 (ZERO) votes for Larose.

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